A Humorus Take On Women By A New MGTOW

[Anonymous 6]

Greetings Gentlemen. (I hope this counts as something fun) Over the years I, much like many of you, noticed a lot of things about the fairer sex. Quite humorously I came up with an acronym for what many of them women) like or are drawn to. Now mind you this acronym is also a bit on the satirical side and perhaps stupid. But please humor me if you will while I explain it to you it is: B.A.R.F. What does this stand for? Well I’m glad you asked!

B = Babies. This is self explanatory. I’ve heard it described as “baby rabies” too.
A = Attention. Women love all sorts of attention. Tom Lykis uses the term “Attention Whore.”
R = Relationships. Their minds love relationships. Friendship with other chicks they can gossip with. Relationships with men they can leach off of, etc. etc.
F = Feelings. Last but not least we have the rather thick lens of feelings that practically all women see the world through. The thick lens of emotion. Logic, rational thought, and reason are all subject to the scepter of, what they typically call, the heart.

Alright gents, there you go. This was meant in fun. So please don’t take it as a completely serious topic.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Good one! BARF describes the reaction I get when proximate to most modern day women.

[Anonymous 43]

barf is brilliant, I needed the laugh…spot on brother.

Women are also Sugar honey Ice Tea…

s sucking off Chad when you are not looking
h hates whatever you are into
I ignorant of practical things
t takes half your cash, the house the cars, the kids

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

How about BARFS

S – Security, women are always seem to be afraid of something whether it is the fear of rape, ending up a spinster, man ogling her or even men no longer wanting to ogle her, they value security so much, they will relinquish their freedoms if they could feel safer.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[Anonymous 6]

Anonymous wrote:

barf is brilliant, I needed the laugh…spot on brother.

Women are also Sugar honey Ice Tea…

s sucking off Chad when you are not looking
h hates whatever you are into
I ignorant of practical things
t takes half your cash, the house the cars, the kids

Honestly I thought that I’d get skewered for this topic. So thank you for the positive feedback and addition.

[Anonymous 6]

Cataphract wrote:

How about BARFS

S – Security, women are always seem to be afraid of something whether it is the fear of rape, ending up a spinster, man ogling her or even men no longer wanting to ogle her, they value security so much, they will relinquish their freedoms if they could feel safer.

Good job. It’s now BARFS. That is a magnificent addition and so very true, spot on to be exact. MGTOW is where great minds congregate.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

may 7 2020 wrote:

barf is brilliant, I needed the laugh…spot on brother.

Women are also Sugar honey Ice Tea…

s sucking off Chad when you are not looking
h hates whatever you are into
I ignorant of practical things
t takes half your cash, the house the cars, the kids

Honestly I thought that I’d get skewered for this topic. So thank you for the positive feedback and addition.

You freaking tuna! You make me sick! You make me want to puke!
You make me want to

BARF!
🙂

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

It is late at night. Insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
hopefully you will get my excellent humor above.

[Anonymous 6]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

It is late at night. Insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
hopefully you will get my excellent humor above.

Oh yeah absolutely! I was trying to think of a way to say that my inner snowflake had been awakened and I needed to start playing so,e Yo Yo Ma and drink boxed wine to stop the tears in a way that communicated my understanding of your humor but also add to it. I guess that I have!

I still might play Yo Yo Ma and drink boxed wine but I’ll never admit to it here….oh s~~~ did I just hit post? F~~~ where’s the edit button damnit!

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Pedal, run, row wrote:

It is late at night. Insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
hopefully you will get my excellent humor above.

Oh yeah absolutely! I was trying to think of a way to say that my inner snowflake had been awakened and I needed to start playing so,e Yo Yo Ma and drink boxed wine to stop the tears in a way that communicated my understanding of your humor but also add to it. I guess that I have!

I still might play Yo Yo Ma and drink boxed wine but I’ll never admit to it here….oh s~~~ did I just hit post? F~~~ where’s the edit button damnit!

I figured the sheer brilliance of my post might simply fly over everyone heads. /sarcasm

I liked your OP. Not sure why I was only one, but keep up the good work.

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Anonymous wrote:

barf is brilliant, I needed the laugh…spot on brother.

Women are also Sugar honey Ice Tea…

s sucking off Chad when you are not looking
h hates whatever you are into
I ignorant of practical things
t takes at least half your cash, the house the cars, the kids

… thats better!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The first time I saw this in print, I doubled over laughing:

Confontational
Unreasonable
Narcissistic
Terrorist

I forget the context exactly, but instead of just using the C-word, he used 4 words to spell it out for her.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Superficial
Loathsome
Obstinate
Remorseless
Egotistial

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[AttonParticipant]

Ignorance
Deluded
Incestuous
Oblivious
Trash
Meh yours is till better Travis.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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