A hard days work – if your an entitled Millennial

[TuneoutParticipant]

‘Frap from hell’: Starbucks baristas vent about labour-intensive Unicorn Frappuccino

LOFL@ “My hands are completely sticky. I have unicorn crap all in my hair, on my nose. I have never been so stressed out in my entire life.”

Whatever you do cupcake don’t ever get a real f~~~ing job,you’ll probably end up in the nuthouse.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Maybe Starbucks should only recruit “bronies” as baristas.

[Anonymous 54]

Theyre complaining, and the damned thing is called Unicorn.

Oh the sweet irony.

[StormtrooperParticipant 1080]

Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

I might break my Starcucks boycott for this.
Scope out a feminist looking bitch, order a few unicorn shakes.
Throw it in the garbage and walk out.

To be fair, these low skill jobs are s~~~ but they get paid more than McDicks or Fukin’ Donuts

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

I might break my Starcucks boycott for this.
Scope out a feminist looking bitch, order a few unicorn shakes.
Throw it in the garbage and walk out.

You are one Bad Ass MF!

I’d like to see it though 🙂

It's Time to get Wise

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Holy s~~~. A “Unicorn Frappuccino?” The resemblance is scary.

They’re either trying to attract a lawsuit, or trying to attract bronies. I don’t know which is worse, but someone’s going to get fired over this.

EDIT: Sweet Jesus, the bronies have already started drawing images of ponies drinking that swill:

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Can you imagine a mashup video in split panel:

On the left a steel worker during WW2, working in a hellish inferno, doing incredibly difficult and dangerous work, having worked beside men who are now either crippled or dead from a workplace accident. Stoically working, his muscles glistening in sweat (geez that sounds homo) looking forward to some beers at the bar after work.

On the right, a modern mangina making unicorn fraps. Bitching and groaning about his stress and sticky hands. Completely frazzled. Needing a hug and a few hours in the designated “safe space” before he can drive home.

Sheesh.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

I might break my Starcucks boycott for this.
Scope out a feminist looking bitch, order a few unicorn shakes.
Throw it in the garbage and walk out.

To be fair, these low skill jobs are s~~~ but they get paid more than McDicks or Fukin’ Donuts

F~~~ throwing it in the garbage. Add to their incredible stress by slipping and having them land all over the floor.
You can even be an asshole and demand a refund because of the wet spot that made you slip, telling them they are lucky you are not injured.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Can you imagine a mashup video in split panel:

On the left a steel worker during WW2, working in a hellish inferno, doing incredibly difficult and dangerous work, having worked beside men who are now either crippled or dead from a workplace accident. Stoically working, his muscles glistening in sweat (geez that sounds homo) looking forward to some beers at the bar after work.

On the right, a modern mangina making unicorn fraps. Bitching and groaning about his stress and sticky hands. Needing a hug and a few hours in the designated “safe space” before he can drive home.

Sheesh.

Yes, unfortunately “bronies” are a symptom of this. Masculinity has been vilified so much that it’s turning young men into pony loving pussies that bitch and moan about having to make unicorn drinks in an air conditioned building where the heaviest thing they have to lift is 1.5 pounds.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Manspread Nation wrote:

I might break my Starcucks boycott for this.
Scope out a feminist looking bitch, order a few unicorn shakes.
Throw it in the garbage and walk out.

To be fair, these low skill jobs are s~~~ but they get paid more than McDicks or Fukin’ Donuts

F~~~ throwing it in the garbage. Add to their incredible stress by slipping and having them land all over the floor.
You can even be an asshole and demand a refund because of the wet spot that made you slip, telling them they are lucky you are not injured.

You know, I might actually do that just for laughs. I’d order like 10 of them and try to carry them all at once for laughs. Then once I’m a few feet away I can “accidentally” drop them all over the floor.

The only problem I can see with this is I don’t think I could contain my laughter. My maniacal laughter would give me away for sure, which would probably land me in hot water.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

“Thanks to your slippery wet floor, I spilled my unicorn fraps! Now put your sticky, brony hand back in that register and give me back my money! I am so sick of dealing with incompetence…”

[StormtrooperParticipant 1080]

To be honest, I am curious as to what that thing taste like, probably like SJW tears, and that’s always sweet.

Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Stormtrooper wrote:

To be honest, I am curious as to what that thing taste like, probably like SJW tears, and that’s always sweet.

You probably wouldn’t make it back to your car, before your first tooth rotted and fell out.

[RennieParticipant]

Buy a bunch and drive around splashing them on bronies.

But this is not just limited to Starbucks. Once I ordered a hamburger at Wendys and asked for it to be plain. Pull up to the drive thru window and overhear inside the kitchen, some woman complaining about my order. Like really??… Never went there again.

Another time I was at a Little Ceasers waiting for my order and one of the female staff was pitching a fit about something in the back and her boss lady says “if you don’t like the job, you don’t have to work here…”

[alchemistParticipant 484]

I come home filthy on a regular basis, with real dirt and grime, not sugar and syrup, WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE AND A BEER IN MY HAND.

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