A great wiseman once said. Don't listen to your penis.

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    Kaido
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    True saying. Penis (or genitals) get you into trouble. Great Inspiration I thought Id share with you all.

    What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

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    Jan Sobieski
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    A female surgeon general of the US said masturbation is OK.

    Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

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    Bobphilo
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    “Love” is an even bigger trap. Whoever says listen to your heart instead of your head is an idiot. The heart is a pump, the brain rules.

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    Masculine_Man
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    I never go out in a social setting with my b~~~~ full. I make sure they’re completely empty. Every great decision I’ve made has been with empty b~~~~ and a limp penis. Every bad decision I’ve made has been with a stiff c~~~.

    A wise man once told me, “A man with a hardon will go places a man with a rifle won’t.”

    If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

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    Rennie
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    For sure. Whacking is necessary for your own sanity. If you don’t it leads you into doing stupid things.

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    XSDBS
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    This reminded me of my college girlfriend.
    I was driving to her place, and was pulled over for speeding.
    The officer asks me why I was in such a hurry.
    I said “I’m driving to see my girlfriend.”
    He said “Is the little head doing the driving?”
    After we both finished laughing, I still got a ticket…

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    Bobphilo
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    Reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld where George discovers that he’s a dope because most of his brain is constantly thinking of sex. When he becomes abstinent because of his girlfriend’s illness he becomes a genius but relapses after having sex with a waitress.
    Apparently lack of sex has the opposite effect on women. When Elaine’s boyfriend is too busy to have sex with her she turns into a moron.
    Art imitates life.

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