A Funny Joke.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

What does dog s~~~ and women have in common?

The older it gets, the easier to pick up!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Qbeck01Participant 57]

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

[Qbeck01Participant 57]

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

[Qbeck01Participant 57]

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

[constraints_theoryParticipant 43]

i remember hearing that one but it was with a hurricane instead.

Qbeck01 wrote:

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

what do women and a hurricane have in common? When they come they’re wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car!

 

another one i just thought of

what does a whore and a bungy cord have in common? they are both cheap and if the rubber breaks your f~~~ed!

I've killed worse than you on my way to real problems.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Wanna know at first, funny, one word joke that becomes worse with years ?
Women.

 

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[Anonymous 42]

FullMetalExo wrote:

Wanna know at first, funny, one word joke that becomes worse with years ? Women.

That’s not a joke, that’s a fact! Marriage is a joke! Women are a nightmare!

[Qbeck01Participant 57]

What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man’s. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a wedding cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

[Anonymous 42]

A guy with five penises goes to a cloths store, after trying on some pants, the store manager asks him, how do the pants fit? He answers; like a glove…..

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