MGTOWA Funny Joke. – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 01:47:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/page/407/#post-32548 <![CDATA[A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/page/407/#post-32548 Fri, 20 Mar 2015 19:07:56 +0000 bigboy83 What does dog s~~~ and women have in common?

The older it gets, the easier to pick up!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33019 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33019 Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:42:38 +0000 Qbeck01 Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33021 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33021 Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:45:18 +0000 Qbeck01 Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33024 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33024 Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:50:25 +0000 Qbeck01 How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33108 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-33108 Sun, 22 Mar 2015 16:33:06 +0000 constraints_theory i remember hearing that one but it was with a hurricane instead.

Qbeck01 wrote:

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

what do women and a hurricane have in common? When they come they’re wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car!

 

another one i just thought of

what does a whore and a bungy cord have in common? they are both cheap and if the rubber breaks your f~~~ed!

I've killed worse than you on my way to real problems.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-34021 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-34021 Wed, 25 Mar 2015 14:42:45 +0000 FullMetalExo Wanna know at first, funny, one word joke that becomes worse with years ?
Women.

 

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FullMetalExo wrote:

Wanna know at first, funny, one word joke that becomes worse with years ? Women.

That’s not a joke, that’s a fact! Marriage is a joke! Women are a nightmare!

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-35171 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-35171 Sun, 29 Mar 2015 21:11:58 +0000 Qbeck01 What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man’s. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a wedding cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-35173 <![CDATA[Reply To: A Funny Joke.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/a-funny-joke/#post-35173 Sun, 29 Mar 2015 21:26:27 +0000 A guy with five penises goes to a cloths store, after trying on some pants, the store manager asks him, how do the pants fit? He answers; like a glove…..

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