A funny joke I thought you guys would appreciate

[joetechParticipant]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
12: One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”, one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing”

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 18]

Tesla rolls over in his grave.

Edison – f~~~ him.

[Anonymous 25]

damn that glass lightbulb ceiling

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

And if we change a bulb we are only doing it to oppress women.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

But the light bulb still hasn’t been changed.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Funny as s~~~ JOETECH!

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

PistolPete wrote:

Funny as s~~~ JOETECH!

Very funny. Keep ’em coming.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

And one to die after eating the lightbulb because someone told her:

My friend’s sister’s coworker lost 10 pounds only eating a lightbulb a day !

https://www.newsflare.com/video/74330/other/48-year-old-woman-eats-light-bulb

[GrumpyParticipant]

Solid wrote:

And one to die after eating the lightbulb because someone told her:

My friend’s sister’s coworker lost 10 pounds only eating a lightbulb a day !

https://www.newsflare.com/video/74330/other/48-year-old-woman-eats-light-bulb%5B/quote%5D

Not too bright was she?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[GregB0Participant]

And all will be bitching because they don’t understand how AC-DC can be related to both music and electricity.

Great post Joetech

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

Q: “How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?”

A: “None. You don’t need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling.”

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[Anonymous 6]

I think he’s describing the “Lightriarchy.”

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