A funny f~~~ed up story of a guys bar pickup

[bladeParticipant]

This story goes back to when i was in my twenties.

An associate of one of my mates they all went out on the p~~~ night clubbing so the story goes he separated from the group because he was getting on to this hot chick and wasn’t a drinker as his game plan . Just out to pick up which he use to go to night clubs later than usual because all the chicks would be p~~~ed and his game plan made it easy and apparently scored good from this .

So two days after this night we had a rugby league game planned and a bbq . Some of the boys i remember even brought up about this hot chick he scored .

This guy who was a pretty big bloke turned up f~~~ing black eye and busted lip . We were like f~~~ what happend . Naturally thinking he had got in a fight with some bloke .

Apparently he was giving this chick a ride home to do the deed which was cut short due to her playing with his c~~~ so he stopped in a car park to recieve a blow job . He went to return favour by going down for the finger only to be greeted with a hand full of c~~~ and b~~~~ . Apparently a scuffle broke out in the car and he jumped out and went around to the passengers side witch this thing was already out and beat the f~~~ing p jesus out of him . He said this thing shaped up martial arts style . Funny as .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Be careful unwrapping the present!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

so you were right about thinking he got in a fight with some bloke after-all ))

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[bladeParticipant]

Pd. Not letting km live this one down . This is all in humor guyx .Maybe km can refresh us on the tea bagging he copped in a gym he mentioned long ago in a thread .lmfo .

Any you boys got any confessions for laughs to add

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Fess up guys come on don’t be shy . The land whale i did i mentioned in a thread below was f~~~ing huge . I even took the lolly jar upstairs and fed her lollies in amongst the deed for giggles .sick c~~~ i know .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I liked the Sausage Fingers nickname better. Much more fitting than 2017 especially in light of your fingers story and cooking references, and how you make typos all the time

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

So a guy picks up a tranny and gets half a BJ before doing a package check then beats the s~~~ out of the guy?

This is not funny in about four different ways.

[bladeParticipant]

The tranny beat s~~~ out of him

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 11]

We had the same thing happen to a friend of ours back in the early 90s. He went into the van to mess with this “hot chick” and wisely did a package check. They said he came out of the van like his ass was one fire.

A few of those trannies really do look like women.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

blade wrote:

He said this thing shaped up martial arts style . Funny as .

So he found a trans with Kung Fu grip.

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