Somebody to lean on

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Bitches be always trying to lean on you. Whether they are fat or not, they crush you. They are oblivious to your comfort, just as long as they are comfortable. Like, “bitch get off me”!

Then they be wanting to hold your hand in public. Trying to walk through tight spaces and s~~~ behind them, stilling holding their hand, your arm gets all contorted and uncomfortable. “Let go of me c~~~!”

Talking about fat girls too, sure they will smoosh you but what about the really skinny bony bitches with the bony asses. They sit on your lap and its like a dagger going into your c~~~.

Don't care

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Yeah the last girl I dated.

“I want a men I can rely on, a pilar, a rock”

Yeah, I’m tough, but I’m human, I make mistakes I have bad days.

Will you be there to support me? SILENCE.

So what do I get?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

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