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[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant]

Why is she asking for donations? Doesn’t she have around $250 million for Super PACs and other donations?

WHAT THE F~~~ IS HAPPENING HERE?

Trump is budgeting himself, even though he’s a billionaire. But this bitch, THIS F~~~ING BITCH, has had a timeline of scandals and government/tax money she took for herself, then she gets THIS MUCH money in donations, and wants to ask for more donations for the “woman card”, and baiting people to donate.

F~~~ this bitch. I’m not voting for her in the slightest.

People want to talk about money not being the factor to winning the election, when Clinton is just proving them wrong.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

When Trump said “the woman card” twitter bitches everywhere literally went NUTS.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

The pantsuit wearing hag still think it’s not going to jail. The FBI has said the information about her crimes will be leaked if she is not indicted.

Even if she doesn’t go to jail, her political career will be over.

I guess she thought creating those stupid cards was a cute response to the comment Trump made about her.

[BadgerParticipant]

And we all know, don’t we, what the response would have been had the Trump campaign had before this put out a MAN CARD.

[the roadParticipant]

the road wrote:

Yeah, would have been a fatal mistake if he had slept with her. I’m sure she would have trumped up a rape charge or claimed that they were boyfriend and girlfriend or something devious.

But her offer was that if the charges were first dropped, then he might have a shot. It’s good that he didn’t kid around and kept on with his charges.

#MANOUT

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant]

Cruz is done. Even if he wins the rest of the delegates (which he won’t), he won’t receive the nomination.

But, hopefully, we could safely say that Trump is the Republican nominee.

[SOLI2DEParticipant]

I am not going to vote but if I did Trump would have my vote easily. Either him or Hitlery then he got it from me. No matter what people call him he still speaks his mind and uses his own money.

“Do not give your strength to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings.” -Proverbs 31:3-

[HitmanParticipant]

I say put trump in the white house.
Hillary gives me chills..brrrrr. ..

[BadgerParticipant]

If Trump becomes President, I foresee The Onion headline:

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MEN DONATE TIME AND MONEY TO MOVE LENA DUNHAM TO CANADA

My avatar is “freedom” in Chinese.

[AFTParticipant]

Hamster logic.

She admits she couldn’t handle being a man.

Then gives Trump a big favor by promising to “100 percent” move to Canada if Donald Trump were elected.

I’d seriously contemplate suicide if I woke up hungover in bed, next to her.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[EtrangereParticipant]

Trump, as Breitbart News has reported, said he would “be doing a great service to our country” if Dunham fled the United States.

Best part of the article , and not coincidentally the end! Trump is the only red pill choice I see , but that’s another topic altogether

[Jeremiah JohnsonParticipant]

During Monday’s event, the 29-year-old producer also said that she would “100 percent” move to Canada if Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump were elected president.

Up until now I was totally behind Cruz, but after this statement, I wouldn’t mind at all if Trump were to win…Off to Canada c~~~, and good f~~~ing riddance!!!

Men are at a time when panning for gold in a urinal has a higher probability of success than finding a faithful and loving woman, it is time to go your own way.....

[MichaelSpectator]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Michael wrote:

I disagree with these posts celebrating her being fired.

This occurred in her personal life. Not her professional life. If shes a qualified intelligent capable MD meeting or exceeding her profession – this is wrongful termination.

If an off duty cop is involved in a bar fight he’s fired! No questions asked you want to know why? because he represents that company/department that he works for rather on duty or off. Almost all publicservice jobs including healthcare professionals are held to a higher standard and they are told this in training/school,hell some companies (ESPN) will fire you for voicing an opinion on social media in your own bed why? Because that person represents the company they work for.The medical field/hospital doesn’t want the perception of a drunk abusive c~~~ attached to its brand because it still is a business.

I believe the specific situation you’re referring to was an off duty cop who hit on a women at a bar and arrested her while off duty on trumped up charges? Correct? Even so – if an off duty cop was involved in a bar fight and did not assert himself as a cop or there was no indication etc. (almost never the case) I don’t see why he should get fired simply for being a cop + getting into a bar fight.

Each situation is different. As far as “representing the company they work for”? Come on. How far do you want to take this? Pretty soon nobody will be able to do anything outside of work without having the constant threat in the back of their minds of losing their jobs.

[bobphiloParticipant]

Welcome. I suggest that you go to the school that best fits your needs. I went to a commuter school and was still able to enjoy interactions with students and faculty and avoided all the dorm drama. Be careful about for-profit online schools as well as schools like the disgraced Trump University. Education is not a profitable business unless they cut corners.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant]

I consider this idea that you get paid a lot because you “work hard” to be borderline absurd. Just because you “work hard” doesn’t mean you get paid a lot. There are those who work like dogs and get paid little. It is a mixture of what you produce being of value, and also what you can negotiate in a market for what you produce. The future, to make it, will require having skill to be able to meet wants and needs not being serviced as much as they can be, and the ability to sell and market the skill to do so, to get paid well. If you can do it in 4 1/2 hours a week, you do it.

The said GOP view of giving what people “deserve” does run the risk of being run into a meat grinder. You see with the likes of Trump, him trashing that narrative, by acting as a champion for working class folks who feel they are shorted, despite working hard. The 47% GOP is likely to end up in the Libertarian camp, when it is all said and done.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[FearlessMGHOWParticipant]

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
= a. It feels great. I don’t get periods every month or have to worry about hitting The Wall. I also don’t have to rely on my SMV to get by in life. I have other qualities I rely on.

2. Why do you hate rom coms?
= a. Romantic comedies suck ass. They pander to women and make the guy look like a total loser if he doesn’t put the woman on a pedestal. Watching anime girls with unrealistic big titties flopping and bouncing around is much more entertaining.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
= a. You assume i give a f~~~ about your boobs. Your t~~~ are too small for my tastes.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?
= a. If the female lead is anything like Rey in Star Wars, I’ll pass thanks. If modern western media didn’t always have a political agenda attached to it, like feminism, I’d enjoy it more.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
= a. Women are only funny when they f~~~ up big time.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
= a. Because you either have baby rabies, hitting the wall soon, or you want us to do something for you like give us our money.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.
= a. Because men are biologically wired to f~~~ as many women as possible. When women emulate men in this regard, they’re seen as sluts because they’re biologically wired to stay with 1 man while they’re pregnant. In primitive times, it was necessary to protect women who were pregnant because they consumed a lot more resources.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
= a. I don’t give a s~~~ because I’m celibate. So go ask a PUA.

9. In what world does no mean yes?
= a. What kind of f~~~ed up question is this? Seriously, learn to ask a f~~~ing question.

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
= a. Women love the attention when they’re cat called. Don’t act like they don’t. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t wear f~~~ing mini skirts in the winter time. And men control themselves ALL the f~~~ing time. If they didn’t, the men on this website wouldn’t be MGTOW and checking the f~~~ out of society.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
= a.I don’t. I’m celibate. So you can f~~~ off. You have nothing to offer me.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
= a. I don’t send dick pics because you might claim phone rape. So I just show it off on random cam sites while I’m jerkin off.

13. Why do you think it’s okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?
= a. Define harassment. You feminists think hitting on you is some kind of rape. So you’re just f~~~ed up in the head. As for my sister goes, she’s a gold digging whore. So I certainly couldn’t give a s~~~ about the men she’s f~~~ing.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m making a point during a meeting?
= a. Awesome.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
= a.Because I have a huge f~~~ing dick between my legs. Let’s try an experiment shall we? How about you feminists shove a big fat dildo in your c~~~s and sit on a subway for more than an hour without spreading your legs wide open. I bet you can’t do it. Oh, and for extra measure, use a glass or metal dildo. That way you can know what it’s like for a man to hide a hard on in public.

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?
= a. Because generally, it’s true. And giving birth is no feat achieved. Women can give birth while in comas. Nuff’ said.

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
= a.1. It’s not bad to show my emotions. I just hide them around you because if I were around feminists 24/7 I’d end up calling them c~~~s out of anger. You’d get offended about that and try to say I’m inciting “hate speech.”

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
= a. I don’t need to prove anything for you.

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
= a. Because women need to shut the f~~~ up and make sammiches. The only time they’re supposed to open their mouths is if they’re blowing me.

20. When did words get genders?
= a. Why do you get offended at the word c~~~? If words aren’t gendered, you shouldn’t have a problem with me using this word. Ya c~~~s.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
= a. Because feminists think men can fart rape them. Nuff’ said.

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
= a. Because she’s bi polar as f~~~ when she’s bleeding down there.

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?
= a. Because it is.

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
= a. Why isn’t it weird that nobody holds women to the same standards as men? if women matured correctly, like men do, maybe they’d end up being in positions of power. But instead, most women act like children. So they’re thought of as children.

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
= a. You can keep your lesbian dykes. They don’t offer me anything. I’d rather be obsessed with GTA5.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
= a. How do you feel getting c~~~ punted the f~~~ out of my space? When the majority of men go MGTOW, you’ll know what it feels like to get kicked in the b~~~~.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
= a. I don’t try to be manly all the time because I am manly all the time. It takes zero effort if you were born with a dick.

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
= a. Why are you so afraid of becoming a miner, construction worker, laborer, truck driver, plumber, electrician, etc.? Why don’t you want any of the hard physical labor jobs? Oh that’s right, you’re weak. So go make a sammich at Subway bitch!

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
= a. Because you don’t work as hard as I do.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
= a. Learn to ask f~~~ing logical questions.

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
= a.See above.

32. How is that fair?
= a. Fairness doesn’t exist.

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
= a. Women who make more money than me can go f~~~ off and f~~~ themselves with a dildo. I don’t give a s~~~ about them.

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?
= a. Because men use facts. Women only use opinions and feelings.

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
= a.Because I don’t give a s~~~ about most people in general. I’m a hermit and will always be a hermit. I live and let live. Women should learn to do the same.

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
= a.I’m not afraid of anything. Look at the username ya c~~~s. Also, it’s awesome being born a man. I don’t have to go through life sucking dicks to get free s~~~. I actually EARN my way through life. Unlike most modern women. MEN FOR THE WIN!

Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk. "One hundred women are not worth a single testicle." -Confucius

[Eric LauderParticipant]

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
= I couldn’t care less since my sex doesn’t define me.
How does it feel to be the same sex of people who performs blowjobs to Donald Trump eating his sperm?

2. Why do you hate rom coms?
= I don’t even know what is a “rom com”, how I can hate it?

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
= I’m not a writer of movies’ plots nor a movie director, I never worked in the movie industry. I don’t talk about boobs, usually, boobs are sometimes good to touch (unless they’re fakes or too old or too small) but never intellectualy stimulating.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?
= Because “female lead” is a contradiction in terms. Women are helpless victims of almighty creatures with penises, so women cannot be leaders.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
= Not surprised, I think that most women are funny. Though they tend to be UNWILLINGLY and UNKNOWINGLY funny, and they tend to be all funny in the same way.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
= I have yet to see a woman “hooking up”: begging for “catch me, please!” is not “hooking up”.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.
= You can sleep with many people as you like. I just hope you’ll sleep with women, though, because it’s not going to end well for multiple men sleeping with you if you’ll change your mind the morning after.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
= I’m not interested about women who doesn’t put out on the first or at worst on the second date. Because I’m the one doing all the work and I don’t like wasting my time.
I never called “slut” a woman.

9. In what world does no mean yes?
= in your wettest dreams. “50 Shades of grey”, in example, catering to female desires and dreams.
In my world a woman should be always ready for sex and very entusiastic, otherwise I’ll quickly lost interest about her. I’m not a social assistant helping you with your sexual insecurity and your lack of libido.

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
= Women are helpless victims, they aren’t just only too emotional but also very weak. Catcall is bad because women are so weak that they cannot deal with it: that’s why men, who have both way more sex drive and self-control than women, should avoid catcalling.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
= I’m not nice by default with women and I don’t care about their sexual entitlement, why I should? You have to be nice with me and you have to work if you wish to have my body. Otherwise no orgasms for you.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
= You have to be nice to me before having access to my penis. Don’t expect a free ride, nor even a purely visual free ride like sending a pic of my penis. My penis is worthy, precious and even holy.

13. Why do you think it’s okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?
= I don’t “harass” women, and I don’t make “offensive” comment on them when there are women around. I say what I think about most (not all) women when they aren’t around.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m making a point during a meeting?
= Why I should? All people should complete their argument before being contested (or approved).

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
= My penis and my b~~~~ aren’t so large, so I don’t need to do it. I prefer flooding the surrounding space with shop bags and no one isn’t going to blame me for that since it’s mostly women doing so.

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?
= Because feminism teach us that women are helpless victims and men are powerful oppressors. Do you know Duluth Model and Convention of Istanbul?

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
= Because most people (more women than men) would blame me for it, and some women would use my emotions in order to try to manipulate me.

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
= I don’t need to prove I’m powerful and dominant: feminism is doing all the work for me. Thank you.

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
= I don’t cuss because it’s unpolite. I can found sexy women who cuss because they’re likely to be somewhat more sexually active than the average woman.

20. When did words get genders?
= Sorry, I haven’t studied Philology – you can ask me about History, Gender Studies and Anthropology.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
= because your first instinct is condemning the person who is accused if he’s a man, and absolving the person who is accused if she’s a woman.

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
= direct experience. I had sex with more than 100 women, 6 were virgins.

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?
= because I accept the feminist theory saying they’re faking their true look in order to appease to men. That’s feminist theory: just try to read Sheila Jeffreys or Andrea Dworkin.

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
= Because women make 51% voters and they voted for them. It’s called “democracy”. I personally support totally free abortion through universal free healthcare, but I don’t care so much since I’m not a woman.

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
= lesbians aren’t sexy, lesbians are ugly. I like bisexual women and affairs involving a man and multiple bisexual women. It’s due I have way more sex drive than the average woman.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
= I don’t know. No one ever tried to do it, because I’m muscular and it wouldn’t end well for the attacker.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
= I don’t try to be “manly”, I couldn’t care less. Do you ever get tired of trying to be a crybully and a victim all the time?

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
= Why I should? Gender equality is good. Laws designed for advantaging women are the opposite of gender equality – just google “Duluth Model”, “Convention of Istanbul” and “Brazilian Femicide Law”. In Italy men who are victims of domestic violence haven’t paid leave, nor even gays who are victims of domestic violence: a gendered law grants 3 months of paid leave just only to women who are victims of domestic violence. How that’s “gender equality”?

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
= Because I work 9 hours per day and you work 6 hours per day.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
= It doesn’t.

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
= It doesn’t.

32. How is that fair?
= What?

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
= I’m not intimidated, I would really like a woman who earn more than me. But due hypergamy most women dislike having partners who earn less than them.

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?
= Because women are helpless victims and men are powerful and dominant.

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
= For the same reason why I’m not speaking up when I hear female friends/acquaintances behind closed doors making jokes and remarks that are offensive and sexist to men.

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
= Because if I recognize the few privileges I have while women are totally unwillingly to recognize their own privileges I would be seriously disadvantaged.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Vector VikingParticipant]

Oh, buzzfeed. You suck, but this should be fun.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
= a. Better than it feels to be the same sex as Hillary Clinton. Way better.

2. Why do you hate rom coms?
= a. I don’t hate them, I’m just not part of the market demographic that rom coms target, so I don’t watch them. I don’t hate rom coms in the precise same manner in which I don’t hate gay porn.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
= a. Generally speaking, yoga classes, listing how many shoes you tried on last week, book clubs, and a synopsis of House Hunters International make s~~~ty plot points; and we need to sell movie tickets or we don’t get to make more movies. And we don’t talk about boobs for hours. It’s either we like them or we don’t, and move on.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?
= a. I don’t. There are several movies and TV shows that I enjoy that have female leads; you sexist, shallow, assuming little moron.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
= a. For the same reason that you’re surprised when you see another woman use her goddamn turn signal.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
= a. It isn’t the hooking up that makes us think you’re obsessed. It’s the constant texting, the snooping through our text history, rifling through our drawers, and switching your status to “in a relationship” before we can recall your name without using a mnemonic device (or at all).

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.
= a. We love sluts. It’s other women who are judging you, not us.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
= a. Sounds like you have a very simple first-grade level math problem to solve, cupcake.

9. In what world does no mean yes?
= a. Is it the same world where “F~~~ off and stop texting me!” means “Blow my phone up at 3 a.m.!”?

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
= a. Because a $20 pair of earbuds can’t save anyone from a nuclear winter, snowflake.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
= a. If we’re being nice to you, we probably want you to go away. Especially if you have a giant octopus on your head.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
= a. You clearly do not know art when you see it, plebian groundling.

13. Why do you think it’s okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?
= a. My sister isn’t a stupid f~~~ing feminist who takes offense to normal behavior because she was too stupid to major in something where she could have a career that’s useful to society in general. She’s a bitch though, so go f~~~ yourself.

14. How does it feel to interrupt m
= a. Shut the f~~~ up now.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
= a. Here, put this taser on your vagina and fire it until it’s time for you to get off the train. That’s why.

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?
= a. Because it’s a biological fact.

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
= a. We actually do show a range of emotions on a consistent basis. We just don’t consider “whining about inconsequential and/or imaginary s~~~” to be an actual emotion.

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
= a. I give zero f~~~s about what you think. That’s probably why you want to look through my text history, isn’t it?

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
= a. I’m fine with it. I’m also fine with you f~~~ing off. Didn’t I just mention the amount of f~~~s I give about your opinion? Oh right, you were too busy trying to unlock my phone again. It’s zero.

20. When did words get genders?
= a. Nobody REALLY knows, but it was probably at least 8-10,000 years ago when the prototype Indo-European, Sino-Mongolian, and African spoken languages were forming; since all languages in all of those groups have gendered words.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
= a. Because anyone accused of a crime is entitled to due process under the law. You are required to provide evidence when you accuse someone of a serious crime, anyone is capable of lying, and statistically women lie to manipulate and hurt others far more than men do.

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
= a. We can smell blood, f~~~wit. Yes, when you are clothed, yes, through your perfume, and yes, without standing right next to you. It’s like you’re farting rust for a week wherever you go.

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?
= a. Oh, right, you naturally look like that. Right.

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
= a. It’s the same level of weird that your mom didn’t have the foresight to abort you.

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
= a. I never, ever, EVER want to see Ellen DeGeneres naked. Ever.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
= a. If it could be properly explained to you, you’d drop your victim card down a storm drain and get a real job.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
= a. Do you ever get tired of breathing?

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
= a. I would welcome it. That would necessitate every feminist all at once having a moment of clarity and realizing how you’ve always been a bunch of s~~~typants tantrum-throwing children. What do you think the odds are on that one?

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
= a. Because I produce useful things, majored in a useful major in college, am more productive, work longer hours, take less vacation time, my job is more dangerous than yours, requires a higher level of engagement; basically what it boils down to is that I’m better at making decisions than you are.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
= a. You need to solve that whole average of the numbers 1 and 3 problem before we move on to more complex math.

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
= a. Maybe in the same world where I attended class 100% of the time and you missed 32% of classes because OMG you couldn’t even?

32. How is that fair?
= a. You are a member of the most privileged class in the history of the most effective predator in the history of this planet. You want to know what unfair is? Go check out a factory pig farm in Iowa. Then turn off your Dr. Phil mangina hour tv, get your bitch ass in the kitchen, and fry up some of that bacon I bought with my extra 23 cents per dollar.

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
= a. Bitch, you were JUST WHINING about not making as much money as me! JUST. THE. F~~~. NOW.

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?
= a.Mostly because opinionated women’s opinions don’t have a basis in fact. (answer duly plagiarized)

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
= a. Because you’re not there to hear it and be offended, stupid.

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
= a. For the same reason that I am afraid of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Humpty-Dumpty, and strong, independent women. They’re all childish myths that have no basis in reality.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant]

: How does it feel to be the same gender as Donald Trump?

: How does it feel to be the same gender as Sarah Palin?

This came out in January on youtube. If you have already seen it sorry for the repeat. I had to provide my own answers just for the hell of it.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
= a. Are we talking about the same man that is worth $4 (capitals B here) Billion dollars and can do whatever the f~~~ he wants? Envious, but I am making my own way just fine.

2. Why do you hate rom coms?
= a. I don’t hate them. How can you hate something that has no substance?

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
= a. Nice try precious. I have heard your conversations about men. I remember two women talking about a man, how hot he was, and how one of them was willing to lick his ass if it made him happy, and all kinds of graphic s~~~. This was the 90’s. You women can make men sound like a pack of Sunday school teachers in comparison.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?
= a. Why do you automatically assume that the movie is going to be worth watching?

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
= a. Because it happens so infrequently.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
= a. Because of the texting at 2 a.m. and going through our s~~~ in our apartment when we are in the shower, and calling our mothers to introduce yourselves after we had sex. I don’t know. This may be construed….as…..a little……obsessive.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.
= a. This is patently untrue. I have always found sluts to have a certain, socially redeeming value. That is up until the split second you start to come under the delusion that your opinions matter in my life. I respect sluts. I really do. If I respect a slut, it means less work if I want to hit it again later.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
= a. Mostly because they are teasing me during the first three dates. In so far as sluts are concerned, see number 7.

9. In what world does no mean yes?
= a. Pretty much whenever I say no.

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
= a.Never heard a man say he can’t control the sounds he makes with his mouth. He just doesn’t want to. The only people that say that men can’t control themselves are pretty much you, sweetheart, and women like you.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
= a.Define nice.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
= a. Why the f~~~ not? I was bored.

13. Why do you think it’s okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?
= a. I have to be straight with you here. It depends upon which one of my sisters you are talking about. The one that is three years older than myself could only be called human because she is shaped like one. You can say whatever you like about her.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m making a point during a meeting?
= a. Necessary.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
= a.This one is a bit long. A lot of men do heavy labor for a living. This invites chafing that is brought upon friction and irritated by sweat from hard work. This manspreading provides some relief. BTW, I can’t believe that ‘manspreading’ passed spell check in MS word. What is more closing your legs on your testicles is about like you getting a mammogram that lasts the entire subway ride home. The only way to combat this is to reach my hand down the front of my pants and hike my family jewels up. Also uncomfortable. What is more, men are larger and have thicker muscles with a greater density. Because of this, putting your legs together and holding them together is tiresome and painful because of those larger, much larger groin muscles..

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?
= a.Mostly because it’s true.

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
= a.1. Because women prefer their men this way. You need a person with a stiff upper lip to make the tough decisions in tough times. 2. Do you think that a man is really going to share his vulnerability with a woman that has asked the last 16 s~~~-headed questions?

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
= a. I personally am not trying anything. All that I am just comes naturally.

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
= a. The same f~~~ing reason it’s not f~~~ing gentlemanly to f~~~ing cuss.

20. When did words get genders?
= a.I’m sure that there is a long and logical history that you haven’t looked up yet. In Spanish is depends in part, which vowel the noun ends in.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
= a.UNLV, Duke Lacrosse team, statistics, etc.

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
= a.Because men have the powers of observation and can develop corollaries. Hmmmm, her period is coming due soon and she is acting like a total c~~~. What does 1 + 1 equal to?

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?
= a. How is it not?

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
= a. Are we talking about abortion again? F~~~ lady. Go ask the female elders in your church what you should do.

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
= a. I’m not. It’s just that two naked 20 something bimbos are better than one.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
= a. A lot worse than child birth. See the sited study from this link, http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/video-childbirth-verse-getting-kicked-b~~~~.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
= a. If being masculine took effort, I would have done away with it a long time ago. Some things just come natural. Do you ever get tired of being a screeching harpy all of the time?

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
= a. How can I fear something that does not exist?

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
= a.Mostly because you are less productive.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
= a.It doesn’t. In what world does a dollar equal 77 cents?

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
= a.See above.

32. How is that fair?
= a.Define fair.

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
= a.I’m not. I have found that successful women can be more than a little bitchy at work and when they come home they can’t or won’t put it down. Walking away doesn’t equal intimidation. Does refusing a two day old hotdog equal fear or just good sense?

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?
= a.Mostly because opinionated women’s opinions don’t have a basis in fact.

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
= a.The same reason you aren’t speaking up when you hear your female friends make demeaning comments that are offensive to men. In your opinion, their observations have a degree of accuracy, or you’re just too much of a pussy to speak up.

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
= a.Lady, you keep speaking about things that I have never experienced and keep demanding that they are true and won’t shut the f~~~ up about it. This isn’t fear, it’s annoyance. Given you penchant for gamesmanship, I’m sure that you already knew that.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.