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Topic: Chad Quotes Of The Day
Been in road trip mode on the sky tour since November and have had intermittent refuge from sleeping in the tent system above my Jeep in the desert in between drop zone stops when jumpers have taken me in.
(There was a two week stop at a skydiving stripper’s house where she let me stay in the guest room and both of her cats had come in at some point during the night and I woke up every morning with them sleeping on top of me, purring and doing that thing where they open up & retract their claws/paws continually)
Anyway, back to Chad quotes of the day. I jump with alot of Chad’s and most of the time it’s comical but sometimes tragic.
Staying at a house where jumpers took me in about ten minutes from the DZ. And earlier a Chad got back, walked in and yelled:
‘I really need to get my dick sucked!!’
Then he opened the refrigerator that has eight types of beer in it and slammed the door with ‘Is that all you f~~~ing have!!’
(Because it was all high end, micro brews and Chad wanted Coors Light)
Followed by another Chad that was texting at least three different chicks and he said ‘I can’t decide who I want to f~~~ tonight!!’ And the other Chad told him to flip a coin to decide.
Then. Literally. I thought it had to be a joke but it wasn’t. Both of them got in an argument over how you can’t make a decision over three possible options by flipping a coin. Because it’s either heads or tails and the other Chad got confused. Noticably confused and pulled out a coin, trying to figure it out. It was real caveman-like. He said ‘Wait, wait. . . Check this out’ (as he flipped the coin) And they kept arguing over it until they agreed that you could flip a coin over the first two, eliminate one then go heads or tails on the one that won the first flip and the remaining one.
Then after their brains recovered, one of them looked at a jump video on his phone and yelled ‘This is so f~~~ing sick bro!! It’s sicker than your mom’s pussy!!’
Chad III then entered talking about how Trump needs to build a wall and how ‘I’ll f~~~ing go down there and start building it myself. I have 17 years of construction experience.’ (Note: He’s 26 years old, so apparently he’s been involved in construction since the age of 9)
Then he went out back towards the barbeque and I’ve never seen this move before. He walked by a chick that was sitting, looking at her phone and he grabbed her head, simulated pelvis thrusts towards it a few times, then walked away laughing. Really odd. Must be a Chad mating ritual. (Note: She kept looking at her phone, typing during that act)
Then all three of them started arguing over a bunch of NFL free agent deals that went down last week.
And a new term that I have never heard before (not even sure if Chad’s create them or just mimic what they have heard) but when I was taking a shower this morning, one of the Chad’s pounded on the door to get me to hurry up and he yelled ‘Dude!! Are you making sewer babies in there?’ Which I think means beating off in the shower.
I spent way to much time watching the whole Austin Bomber case unfold.
This week Trump made an announcement that unemployment rates for women and blacks was at a rate never before seen in history.
What is interesting is that Trump is kissing feminist ass hard. He’d better remember who elected him. His re-election is never for sure.
What about the mensz? Again, young men are left to fend for themselves.
The truth is that men don’t need women’s truth. Men just need to be left alone. Away from a society that hates him because of a body part he was born with.
You just can’t make up this white knightery.
Women are our equals in every way, shape, and form…until you disrespect them, you hateful misogynist!!


