Women are like cars

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

-If you have a s~~~ty car, it can be embarrassing and your buddies will make fun of you.
-It’s not about the year, it’s about the mileage
-Used cars are much easier to get your hands on than new cars
-Cars with fewer miles are infinitely more valuable than those with high mileage
-Sooner or later, no matter what you do, you can’t keep a car running for ever. Eventually the car will become a money sink, and you’ll spend money to keep it running but still it will be junk.
-Test driving cars is fun! But signing your life away with a long contract is a bad idea.
-Some cars are just s~~~ty, even brand spanking new, they simply aren’t worth a f~~~

One of my mgtow coworkers told me this at work, there’s more I’m sure, so feel free to add.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

People drive the s~~~ out of a rental car. NEVER buy a used rental car.

Order the good wine

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

i think cars are better than women 😛

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[EekParticipant 1162]

If you buy one new, it loses 20% of its value when you drive it off the lot.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Cars are much better:
– You can trade in your car for a new one and get cash back allowance
– You don’t need to fly all your family and host a party when you register it.
– If someone hits it – insurance declares it a total loss and you get the money
– Cars don’t get pregnant when you bust a nut
– You can turn off the radio
– You can install a remote start to warm her up
– Car has brakes
– when you’re done f~~~ing with it – you can still donate it for a tax credit

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 29]

-If you have a s~~~ty car, it can be embarrassing and your buddies will make fun of you.
-It’s not about the year, it’s about the mileage
-Used cars are much easier to get your hands on than new cars
-Cars with fewer miles are infinitely more valuable than those with high mileage
-Sooner or later, no matter what you do, you can’t keep a car running for ever. Eventually the car will become a money sink, and you’ll spend money to keep it running but still it will be junk.
-Test driving cars is fun! But signing your life away with a long contract is a bad idea.
-Some cars are just s~~~ty, even brand spanking new, they simply aren’t worth a f~~~

And here is why.

My utility/pick up truck can carry more than a ton of tools, machinery, materials and tow my boat.
My car only spends money when I want it to.
My car only goes where I want it to.
My car does not give me a cold shoulder treatment.
My car does not talk back.
My car gives me no attitude.
My car is not a cold hearted bitch as I have airconditioning. . . hot or cold.
My car needs tires every 2 to 3 years, not 20 sets a year.
My car is never late if I need to be somewhere on time.
My car does not double time me.
My car does not f~~~ my best mate behind my back.
My car can cook steak and sausage’s while driving interstate.
My car is happy being in one and same coloured dress.
My car does not say no when I want to drive it.
My car does not leak for a whole weak on a monthly basis . . . . it leaks all the time.
My car does not ask me to go and get treats or ice cream at 1.00 am in the morning.
My car does not get the s~~~s if I’m looking at other cars, new or old.
My car does not complain if I’m messing around with its plumbing.
My car is happy to share me with my mobile home and motor cycle.
My car does not say ” not tonight I have a headache.

And this is just the start of it ! A female unicorn could not hold a candle to my car. Not even close.

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

I think comparing women to cars in the first place is a bit of a harsh blow to the poor automobiles :p

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[AttonParticipant]

Just Mike wrote:

I think comparing women to cars in the first place is a bit of a harsh blow to the poor automobiles :p

Cars are actually useful women are not, Yeah I would say that’s a bit harsh.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[NO WAYParticipant 87]

Brother. How many cars divorced you taking half/all your stuff and asking for lifetime alimony? Exactly, that’s right. Zero. I rest my case.
Cheers

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Nice comparison.

Lets see, No matter how fast and beautiful a car is, when it hits the wall, it’s a pile of rubbish.

[Anonymous 26]

To quote Terrence Popp….

Hit it, Quit it, Run it through all the gears, Neutral slam it, Slam it in the parking lot, and leave it where you found it”

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