In another thread, an AFC brutally confessed he was married twice and fell for the “I need time to have sex” line. I gave him a welcome to MGTOW and a little tough love with a MGTOW twist:

http://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/i-lost-20k-just-to-become-the-oldest-cliche/

… which got me thinking…. I got this email from a chick (just this morning!) who once kept me at arms length. She’s been using the “saving it for marriage angle” since she was 16 when I first knew her. I never fell for it, but some other sucker did. He married her and quickly learned the juice was not worth the squeeze and they split after 4 months(!). She’s 33 now, rapidly approaching the wall, and I’m guessing her eggs are drying up and she’s looking for a wallet. I have not seen her since 2008, and she is 5900 miles away.

I can’t decide if it’s more infuriating or amusing; to keep a guy at arms length – and then all of a sudden, they throw themselves at you. In all the years I have known her, she never said anything like this to me. But she DID say “OK I will go to a movie with you, but no funny stuff”.

So be careful boys. Eventually all the women who didn’t want to date you, or go out with you, or dance with you…. they will be back and all over you like white on rice. Make sure you don’t fall for it.

One chance. Per chick. Per lifetime. No exceptions.

If it were you…. how would you reply? Would you reply at all? Would you milk it at least long enough for a blowjob … and when she’s done, you kick her cat across the lawn on the way out? This is not the first time I have heard from women / exes / someone else’s wife / single moms who eventually littered my email box trying to rekindle something that was never there. Women are getting DESPERATE. Are we really to believe there is NOT ONE suitable man for her in the whole country (or continent) she lives in that she would have to write a man across an ocean who she hasn’t seen (or spoken to) in 6 years??

MGTOW, baby. It’s working.

As it happens, I’d already planned to be back in her country for my own purposes so I agreed to meet her. On the appointed day I was all “Come see me at the hotel where I’m staying.” which she did and I was all “I got a really nice room, come check it out!” which I did and she did and she came up and we spent the next three hours f~~~ing without a single word about the past, her boyfriend, whether or not I was available or interested… just got right to it.

I left a couple of days later and when I got home, she texted and told me she loves him and is going to stay with him… probably trying to make me jealous and get me to fight for her and talk her out of it but I was all “I figured as much, have fun with that!” Haven’t heard from her since.

So I say “Take what you can get from those desperate women and then kick them to the curb. This only for guys with vasectomies… for you other guys the chance that she could have you knock her up is just too damn dangerous.

…how would you reply?

I gave her the brush off. She tracked me down years after we broke up. That will teach me to list my number in the phone book.

Meet up with this woman.  F~~~ her in the poop chute then wipe your dick on her curtains.  Have her make you a sandwich.  THEN kick her cat across the lawn!

OR

Write back and tell her you are going to Hedonism III in Jamaica with a couple of bisexual college coeds fors Xmas!  Tell her she is welcome to come along in case one of the other girls tags out.

“NO thanks………NOOO thank you very much! I have created for MYSELF, a life that the Kings of yesteryear yearned for. I am successful according to my own standards and I won’t tolerate some hag hanging off my ivory cuff links, incessantly nagging on about trivial bulls~~~. After all these years, you think you can ride into town with your biological clock ticking and woo me? Ride my coat tails into the sunset? And don’t even start with the “I’m not like that” s~~~, YES YOU ARE. It’s in the nature of your sex, you cannot deny it. Chivalry is a bad joke. Romance is a sucker’s bet. Marriage is for the gays. And before you convict me of misogyny, know that I LOVE women; they’re the perfect animal to cum upon. I’m DTF anytime you wanna stop by. Cheers.”