Vampires used to be alpha males that enthralled and made women their servants. And if they got out of line there was hell to pay. Anne Rice then introduced the moody, melancholy pretty boy that bemoans his predicament of eternal life. Yet even her writing is light years ahead of the s~~~ they have pumped out in the past few years. Twilight is basically Stephanie Meyer’s masturbatory fantasy that happened to blow up and became a mainstream phenomenon, much in the same way that 50 Shades of Gray is that ugly cow’s personal fantasy. Yet again women revealing their narcissism by living vicariously through worthless characters that have men wrapped around their fingers. And the feminists have the gall to call these movies anti-feminist because on occasion the female lead has to rely on the strength of a man and isn’t a Laura Croft type character that needs nobody and is as an affective a soldier as their male counterpart. It’s women manipulating men for their own benefit when in reality these immortals would have absolutely nothing to do with them. Yes I’m an immortal with physical attributes that are god-like yet I’m going to regress to the mindset and maturity level of a teenage boy.

I accidentally sat on my remote once and watched 30 minutes of that Twilight piece of s~~~ against my own will and better judgement. Yeah I know, I lost about about 1000 man points, but I chalk it up to “research”.

When the dude started “sparkling” i burst into a uncontrollable fit of laughter which never f~~~ing happens when can’t stand to watch something, but that movie hurt me in my b~~~~. Attempting to take it seriously for a moment….. Twilight is all foreplay and no sex. That’s what it comes down to. What kind of stunts and stupid inhuman tricks is he prepared to do for some awkward, flatline highschool chick with no pulse – for no reason. Not even a blowjob. Even in porn movies (for men), the chick is getting paid huge cash to get him and the audience off. But Twilight is so flaccid in its predictable formula, nobody should be getting rich off that s~~~.

Exploiting female nature is extremely easy to do. Oprah does it. Obaama does it. Feminists do it. Twilight a real insight into (and reveal of) the vapid human female mind. The trouble is….. it’s so f~~~ing STUPID a man cam’t even conceptualize how to capitalize on it. He would have to LOWER his intellect and debase himself to such a degree that just conjuring up such garbage and sitting down to write a book that bad would be virtually IMPOSSIBLE.

Let’s say for example you wanted to make $100 million dollars marketing something to women. Now writing some s~~~ about a dead vampire sneaking into her house at night to watch her sleep will be the LAST thing that comes to your mind. Thinking this will make millions of pre-teen females moist between the legs enough to diddle themselves under the covers at night … would be the LAST effect any reasonable person would think it had on them. It’s so bad, you would think NOBODY would buy it. NOBODY. But these dozy broads buy it by the trough.

Women are so backwards and f~~~ed in the head, you would think they would call this behavior “stalking”.
But no! They think it’s “hot” and a “turn on”.

In what f~~~ing universe could you ever come up with that s~~~?

One day I am going to come up with an idea to capitalize huge on female stupidity. Just look at POF (plenty of fish). That is the s~~~tiest, ugliest website and looks like a 12 year old designed it. But it’s TREMENDOUSLY successful. I can’t even imagine lowering myself to producing a website that bad because I would think NOBODY WOULD JOIN! Nobody. That’s what I’m talking about. I truly wish I was stupid enough to make something SO BAD that I will make $100 million from it because women everywhere LOVE it.

If you think of something so stupid that it will make us rich from female stupidity, pleae let me know. You can have 50% of the profits if it takes off. I’m serious.

Manipulate, subjugate, emasculate. That’s her motivation throughout the entire film but it’s portrayed as if she’s doing something noble and fighting for the rights of women everywhere.

It’s enough to gag a maggot but it shows just how simple the female mind is.

On a side note, for your sanity do not watch anymore of that series. I watched all of them so I’d have the material to dissect and destroy. The last two make you feel as if your mind has been raped.

“Written by ….. Chaos Over All”.
I can see it in the credits already.

You really might have something there, and ideas take time to evolve but all of it noted.

Thank you for the warning not to watch the rest. (lol-ed)
If I were a woman, I would do it – JUST because you told me not to.

“What was your motivation for writing this film?” Asks feminzai journalist.

“Well I knew women would eat it up so it seemed like a can’t miss idea.” Said I.

“Can you expand upon this?” Asks feminazi journalist.

“Well think of it like writing a term paper in a class you really hate. You can put a lot into the argument to try and change the opinion of your professor or you can just write something that they want to read and put in very little effort and all but guarantee you’ll get an A. The only difference being you don’t have the chance of making 7 to 8 figures by appeasing a professor’s ego by placating them with a by the numbers paper. It was a golden opportunity to make a profit off of tricking feminists into believing this film was coming from the mind of someone who actually supported what they believe. Overall I’m very happy with the end result.” Said I.

Feminazi journalist sits there wide-eyed in disbelief.

Do you have a title?

Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon?
Forrest Pump?
Polyp Friction?

No wait…. I got it: “The Fempire Sucks C~~~”.

New Moon

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1107-New-Moon

Eclipse

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1839-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse

Breaking Dawn Pt 1

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/4980-Breaking-Dawn-Part-1

Breaking Dawn Pt 2

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/6525-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Part-Two

My exs and  all the other women that I have dated have one thing in common. They all loved this insubstantial disgusting excuse for literature. Which explained their dysfunctional and bats~~~ insane behavior and mentality.