This is how females are. Somewhere out there is a guy who thinks his girl is solid because she’s calling him honey and baby on the phone while she’s at my house. Sure, today she says she wants to stick with him, but tomorrow she’s coming over to make me dinner and who knows what’s going to happen after we’ve had a few drinks?

Just think… this could be your girlfriend. She’s lying there in bed beside you tonight all sweet as can be, happy with herself because she only went to second base with me yesterday… and tomorrow she’ll be back at my place eating a steak and having a few too many drinks and thinking about how you’re just not doing it for her any more because you’re too busy f~~~ing off playing video games to bother with taking a shower or giving her the loving she needs.

Don’t blame me for being the one to give it to her, I’m just looking to get laid and I know how the world works. This is hypergamy in action… a female doing the “monkey swing” from branch to branch. I know there were females in the past who I thought were “mine” who have done this to me… and here I am now, once again, on the other side, being the next enticing branch waving in the wind for the little monkey to reach for.

If she really loved her man, she would bring her boyfriend with her tomorrow and introduce him to me, put a name and face to him, and I would step off and leave her be… or she’d just stay at home with him. I’m not looking to entice another man’s pet into my home… but if your pussy wanders out of your yard and comes meowing at my door, I’ll put out a saucer of cream and pet her for a few minutes. And when I’m done, I’ll send her right back to you with the taste of something new in her mouth… and your relationship will be over.

Now tell me, gentlemen, how are we supposed to trust these creatures when we know full well, from both ends of the deal, just how they operate? Or do you merely think me an evil man, trying to take away what is “rightfully” yours? If so, then maybe you should take a shower tomorrow morning, turn off the x-box and tell “your” women that she’s staying in with you for the evening or else she’s leaving and not coming back. It’s your move.

Dip the wick in it and skip.  No, we can’t trust these creatures so treat them like the disposable pieces of trash they are.

Doc,
I don’t think I have an argument for any of that. I wouldn’t help a married one cheat on her husband just because the sex isn’t worth the complication and risk it brings into my life. But the single ones are what they are and no single person has promised loyalty to anyone. As it is, the single ones are just barely worth the trouble for the sex they provide. That being said, I’ll pass on the runner up for the most irrational thing a woman has ever said to me…

As a much younger man, I was seeing and occasionally having sex with a girl who was living with her much older banker boyfriend/sugar-daddy about 25 years ago now. He wanted to get married. She didn’t. He eventually tells her he wants to get married and is not going to continue to let her live with him if she doesn’t marry him (what the hell was he smoking?).

She tells me this and I tell her I’m probably not going to be seeing her much after she gets married…that if she’s going to be married, she should act married. The guy had way more money than me…big house… better standard of living than anyone else who could have been interested in her. It should have been enough. I considered her lucky that anyone with that much money as willing to take her on.

She says, “I don’t really want to get married, but I can’t really get out of it… so when I walk down the isle, I’m just going to close my eyes and pretend it’s you…”.

So the female comes over and we hang out a bit then go to the grocery store to pick up a steak and some beer. Back at my place and we’re making dinner (I do the steak… never entrust a female with a good steak, she will boil it to death just out of spite for all things manly) and we open a few beers.

As we start to eat, I go for my second beer but she’s only halfway through the first one (the night we met, we did three pints each at the same speed) so I know she’s slow rolling me. Either she’s s~~~ testing me or she’s feeling guilty so I call her out.

♂ “Hey, how does your boyfriend feel about you coming around to my place, making dinner and having a few drinks?”
♀ “Oh, I told him about it.”
♂ “Yeah, but how does he feel about it?”
♀ “Oh, he’s okay with it, pretty much.” (texting her constantly = definitely not okay with it)
♂ “How would you feel if he were at some chicks place and she was making him dinner and having drinks with him?”
♀ “I’d throw him the f~~~ out of the house.”
♂ “Exactly. If you were with me and you went to drink at some other dude’s house I’d say stay and don’t come back.”
♀ “I know. I guess I got a good one… he lets me do whatever I want.”

This female has NO respect for the man she calls her boyfriend. I could see the texts he was sending her… ‘love you baby, can’t wait to see you…” and yet here she sits in my apartment basically telling me that the only reason she sticks with him is so she’ll have a place to stay and someone to take care of her dogs while she’s off messing around with other guys.

She hasn’t f~~~ed me yet but the desire is there… and she tells him everything is fine between them at the same time she gives him s~~~ about how nice my house and car are. The only question here is will she let her physical desires overrule her sense of self preservation… and am I willing and able to push her to that point.

I’ve always said the difference between an asshole and a good man is that the asshole pushes you into a corner you DON’T want to be in. Whether or not I push her to the place she wants to go, you can see how her mind works when it comes to treating the beta provider in her life. You do NOT want to be the beta provider.

For the record, I let her run slack last night… didn’t push her to drink more and she left soon after dinner. My next move is to cut her off emotionally and see if she comes around to seek my attention and validation. The dogs are the trick here… she is using them as an anchor to moderate her self-destructive behavior and will probably revert back to beta provider guy if I push her too hard because she needs a place to keep them. So I’ll go cold and she’ll either come back around or she’ll find some other new, dangerous and exciting flame to fly a bit too close to.

And now I’m off to my next adventure.

My only suggestion for Doc, if he actually didn’t ghost-write it, would be to get this book on reserve at his local library and read it thoroughly – it explained so much to me about the world around me.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2332169-california-high-school-girls-basketball-coach-suspended-after-massive-win

This feminist s~~~ has gotten way the f~~~ out of hand.