I sense panic and desperation in the feminist camps.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family/3-lessons-you-need-to-teach-your-son/ar-AAd0GnO

But it’s the usual f~~~ing rubbish from fembots.

Women with their legs spread are pretty awesome and guys usually don’t complain about it 😉 And we have equipment down there. Women constantly underestimate how uncomfortable it is to have b~~~~ crushed, let alone to do it purposefully to oneself. Sometimes I wish there was a female equivalent to b~~~~ so I could kick them and instill some commonality.

2. Silence the smartphone

Why the f~~~ this one cropped up as something that only boys are guilty of is beyond me. Knowing most online articles these days it was probably written and posted from a phone. How about a point on how burying your head in your f~~~ing phone and maintaining *zero* perspective of what’s going on around you (ignoring people, walking into people etc) is incredibly rude as well, regardless of whether it’s silent or not?

3. Ditch the macho attitude

 While I’m aware that the barber shop is usually a “man’s domain”…

That’s exactly right. Get the f~~~ out of the shop c~~~. If we take away your right to openly bitch about men the resulting reaction makes a nuke look like a party balloon bursting. We sure as f~~~ wouldn’t walk into a manicure parlour and bitch about what was being said. We just wouldn’t go the f~~~ in there in the first place. Rub some f~~~ing brain cells together.

Just Mike wrote:

Women constantly underestimate how uncomfortable it is to have b~~~~ crushed

They know about testicle trauma pain. They want us to have crushed b~~~~ for sadistic entertainment purposes.

3. Ditch the macho attitude

3 seconds later when they’ll need s~~~ done:

“Be a man and help me!”

“Ya know what? Ya can go choke on your dildo.”

Issue 1:  She talks about slouching and arm-crossing, and sneeks in “manspreading”.

Issue 2: Silence the smart phone?  Does she practice what she preaches?

Issue 3:  Don’t like a girl with too many miles on her?  Who would?  Does the truth hurt too much?

Loss of control is one of women’s greatest fears. Once you realise that you can train women like Pavlov’s dog. When they do something annoying you do something that triggers their fear of loss of control. I still have to interact with a few women in my life out of necessity, but I’m having great fun doing this. The book ‘Don’t Shoot the Dog’ is well worth a read and then use the techniques to train women.

My ultimate goal is to train a feminist to jump through hoops for fish like a dolphin.