Instead of playing the victim and texting about an abusive partner, GET AWAY from an abusive partner.

Anyone ever thought that WOMEN ARE INITIATING IT??

“You men are so stupid sitting there watching your stupid game”.

Sound familiar anyone? But they don’t have any problem when football players wear pink socks and uniforms “for breast cancer”… right t~~~ts? Jesus Christ.

Get away from your abusive partner is right.
Namely the bitch you live with.

“Jake is in one of his moods”.

“Probably because of YOU. So LEAVE. Right NOW. Problem solved.”.

There isn’t a single video on youtube of a man happily going to the kitchen to break the stove with a baseball bat — just because she really enjoyed baking all day. Women solely initiate +72% of all divorce, domestic disputes and domestic violence.

SOLUTION: DUMP THAT BITCH. And your problems are solved. Do it the day before Superbowl Sunday too, and you won’t have Valentine’s Day nagging to worry about either. End “domestic violence” and dump your girlfriend today.

Results. Almost 24% of all relationships had some violence, and half (49.7%) of those were reciprocally violent. In nonreciprocally violent relationships, women were the perpetrators in more than 70% of the cases. Reciprocity was associated with more frequent violence among women (adjusted odds ratio [AOR]=2.3; 95% confidence interval [CI]=1.9, 2.8), but not men (AOR=1.26; 95% CI=0.9, 1.7). Regarding injury, men were more likely to inflict injury than were women (AOR=1.3; 95% CI=1.1, 1.5), and reciprocal intimate partner violence was associated with greater injury than was nonreciprocal intimate partner violence regardless of the gender of the perpetrator (AOR=4.4; 95% CI=3.6, 5.5

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/

However, how many times has a guy had to turn down poker night because the wife wants some quality time? Because she was in one of her moods. Do you ever see a tv show where a man hits his romantic interest? Yet I just recently saw an episode of the tv show Scorpion where the main character risks his life to save his love interest and her son. How does she thank him? She walks right up and slaps him in the face…hard. Later, when she talks to him about it, she tells him she did it because he scared her…and that she wasn’t sorry about it. WTF? This is supposed to be a show about intelligent people.

Why did she slap him?

Back on the topic of Superbowl, some were pretty good. Quite a few really disappointed. Budweiser was extremely disappointing. The halftime show was pretty good, except for Beyoncé. Although it was neat to be able to compare the 3 performers. Coldplay looked like they were having a ton of fun interacted with the fans. Bruno was a happy guy, showed off some great dance moves and emulated MC Hammer. Beyoncé was cold as ice. Didn’t show off much talent, except in showing off her ass.

When men are at home peacefully enjoying their day, look out for attention-seeking drama brought to you by some jealous princess.

Solutions:
1. Only have ladies in your house to share a common interest. (Try watching Super Bowl with some lady who doesn’t like football and see what happens).
2. Bolt at the first sign of complaining or drama. Domestic violence or even arguing means you waited too long.