I don’t know where he heard it or if he even understood it at the time, but he took me aside once and showed me a page from a magazine with a photo of a beautiful, naked woman and said “Never forget… no matter how hot a girl is, somebody somewhere is tired of her s~~~.”

Those words probably have saved me from more pain and expense than any others. I have always had a strong libido and a powerful sense of aesthetics… just the kind of guy who, without such an inoculation, would have fallen prey to far more pretty faces and hot bodies than I have.

Thanks, brother. If only you’d paid better attention to your own advice.