MGTOWILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours? – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 14:31:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/page/223/#post-91474 <![CDATA[ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/page/223/#post-91474 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 11:51:01 +0000 Executor Maxwell http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3175036/Now-seagulls-cunning-Packs-birds-target-women-develop-new-tactics-steal-lunch.html

Crafty seagulls have developed a cunning strategy to steal the lunches of unsuspecting visitors to Brighton beach.
The birds are reportedly ‘ganging up’ to target women carrying food along the seaside – with one tapping girls to make her drop her food, while the rest hover close by to swoop in for the feast.
Lifeguards on the beach have described scenes worthy of Alfred Hitchc~~~’s horror film The Birds as the gulls become smarter and more brazen than ever before.
Speaking to the Sunday Times as they enjoyed their lunch from underneath a protective parasol, lifeguards Becca and Ash said they are dealing with an increasing number of injuries caused by seagulls every week.
‘They always go for the girls’, Becca explained to journalist Matt Rudd. ‘They’ve learnt that girls are more likely to drop their food and run for it.’
‘The seagulls have developed a technique’, said Ash.
‘The first one swoops in from behind and taps the girl with its wing or beak. When the girl drops her lunch, the rest of them are ready to grab for it.’
Frustration over the dangerous and brazen actions of seagulls came to the fore this week after Prime Minister David Cameron urged for a ‘big conversation’ on aggressive seagulls.
It came after Yorkshire terrier Roo was killed by a pack of the birds in Newquay, Cornwall, last week.

 

A councillor in Whitehaven, Cumbria, also branded the birds as ‘public enemy number one’ and the area’s MP Jamie Reed said pupils were escorted into school to avoid dive-bombing gulls, tweeting: ‘Young children are literally being attacked!’
MailOnline also reported on Thursday how a pensioner on blood thinning drugs was attacked by seagulls who tore at her scalp and a four-year-old boy almost lost a finger in two more attacks in Cornwall.
There are nearly four times as many urban gulls compared with 15 years ago, say experts, with colonies beginning to spring up further from the coast.

All your air time must be a great opportunity to hold secret patriarchy meetings with the birds no doubt. =P

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91485 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91485 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 12:28:36 +0000 Mango Ingaway Seagulls are a tool of the patriarchy, obviously!

Fortunately, they’ll stop seagull-raping women if we teach them not to do it!

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91541 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91541 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 14:24:49 +0000 The seagulls have a rapey look in their eyes too. All seagulls are potential rapists.

A woman just isn’t safe to walk down the streets nowadays. Next the trees will be dropping leaves on women’s heads in autumn as an act of oppression.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91550 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91550 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:04:27 +0000 RoyDal I looked at a woman with my eyes today. I hang my head in shame…

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91553 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91553 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:11:22 +0000 Madman I would carry around a tennis racket. bye bye birdie.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91557 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91557 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:19:07 +0000 Women shouldn’t be accused of encouraging the rape by carrying their lunches along the beach.
It’s a free world and they’re entitled to carry their lunch where ever they like without living in fear.
It’s not up to them to be constantly aware of seagull rape so it’s misogynist evil at it’s worst to claim they should be on the look out.
These birds should be captured by males because exposing any women at close quarters to these rapists would only be deliberately traumatizing and exasperating the victim gender, which has always been women.
All seagulls, everywhere, should then undergo indoctrination programmes so the rape culture doesn’t spread.
Finally, all victims of the seagull lunch rapes should be counselled and compensated by all males of society for negligently allowing this horror to happen.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91569 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91569 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:50:51 +0000 EscapedMentalPatient Clearly, another sinister step in the machination that is the Aviarchy.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91576 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91576 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:55:03 +0000 Don’t teach women to hold on their food.

Teach seagulls not to steal.

I think they should make a campaign:

“Don’t be that seagull.”

That should take care of the problem.

😀

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91599 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91599 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 18:31:19 +0000 ILiveAgain Hahaha I’ve been found out ?

You all thinking I’m in to aviation in the powered flight way …. and all this time I’ve been training seagulls.

It started with women but I’m now training them for tax inspectors.

I did have a bird strike a few years ago …. very messy … and like stinky glue to clean off.

Gull rape is still legal as long as the gull doing it is married.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91658 <![CDATA[Reply To: ILiveAgain, is this secret project of the patriarchy one of yours?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/iliveagain-is-this-secret-project-of-the-patriarchy-one-of-yours/#post-91658 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 20:12:54 +0000 The Shrike Beaches should implement Seagull free zones to prevent this type of lunch rape!  The patriarchy needs to take immediate action on this.

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