You would probably remember this story:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-08-26/jail-becomes-home-for-husband-stuck-with-lifetime-alimony

I’ve always wondered why the poor bastard insists on going to jail, he could just leave the country.

here’s what I would do:

1.A divorce takes months, so I would just move with my parents, or rent a cheap appartment while I prepare everything, and of course keep my plans as a secret.

2. Cash in my pension, sell my car on craiglist.

3. Pay an online attorney (they charge about $20 and you can ask them all sorts of questions to prepare for your journey instead of having to pay thousands of dollars for a regular attorney. One of such questions would be to ask how far would the US government go to track me down and bring me back, in this case I don’t think they would do so much effort for unpaid alimony, also I would need to know if they can cease the assets in my foreign bank account.

4. Choose a Mexican beach or the Philippines as my new home.

5. Upgrade your bank account plan so that you can do unlimited money transfers online.

6. Move to the new destination, open a bank account, and online transfer all of your assets to the foreign account.

7. If I find out that the US government can indeed cease the assets in my foreign account then I would withdraw everything, buy a very secure safe and get all the money in there.

8. I have no experience in the Philippines but I know in some Mexican beaches in small towns you can rent an apartment for $120 a month, it is also possible to buy property, I would avoid having the property under your name. You can buy through a trust in which case I don’t know if the US could still cease track you down or cease your new property. If it can then I would put it under the name of a really trustable relative/friend. Or if not, you can just pay $120 for rent.

9. Other expenses would be around $200 per month and you would be living on the beach instead of having to live with flat mates as a divorce adult being humiliated by the government and your wife. In other words, you would be free.

10. As for your kids, it’s over, the mother is going to program them into thinking you are a dead beat dad anyways regardless if you stay or not, you can contact them once they turn 18.

I have done it twice. It has nearly killed me, but I have not died. I have changed completely truth be told.

I have joined as new member for a reason- I want to try helping because I have experience like I am 57, 4 kids, 2 wifes, 1 girlfriend that wanted marriage.

Guess what I say, I AM THE BOSS NOW, of my life onwards.

My first wife was Postpartum blues, second just a big fat egocentric possibly histrionic basket case. Why is this important news? For your Wisdom my friends. Learn.

1- Men must be aware of their ENVIRONMENT especially including the bitches in their life at all times, including beers.

2- Do Not Fall In Love- Use protection unless you decipher she is God Goodly Genetic Material to Propagate With.

2a- if she is, make sure she is rich and has assets you can sue her to get for the genetically superior children of the union.

2b- if an actress, at the very least get a cameo appearance in her blockbuster movie.

2c- if non of the above, you have become a Mangina or worst, a SlaveWorkerUnit with a payroll #.

3-  If you have made a mistake, married and had children, consider this- God knows what you have done and He still loves you.

4- If God really loves you, he will not leave you to live with a despicable women, He will open your eyes, and you will see the Greatness of God and MEN immediately!

5- We are programmed with Genes, Hormones, and they raise havoc on us financially, emotionally and intellectually- You are not alone, We are all MgTow and MgHow.

6- Do your best- f~~~ the rest, over and out.