HA HA HA!! Oh man I'm dyin here…

[chirParticipant]

I pulled this up and damn near choked on my beer I was laughing so hard…

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[GregB0Participant]

This is just to funny, very culturally sensitive and a great slap in this land whales face!

I would hope that this is real and that it made it back to her.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

lol f~~~ing-A that’s funny
Maybe a pork starved alien will hit on it.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[GregB0Participant]

Amen brother, gotta love the destructive power of an asteroid

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[joetechParticipant]

They left out the American Indian! Of course, they would say this landwhale is proof that the Indian f~~~ed the buffalo.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 18]

I am at a loss since ‘this’ is not what ‘this’ is supposed to be.

Ohhhh, she thinks…

Gatdafukkouttahere.

[Anonymous 42]

You guys are mean! <fake tears, crying, and all that happy horses~~~>

[bladeParticipant]

That is funny as f~~~ .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[UntamedParticipant]

We’ve finally found common grounds for ALL cultures to get along! This should be developed to bring lasting peace and goodwill to all men on earth.
The statue of liberty should be remodelled after her, replace the book in her left hand with a makeup kit and the torch with a porc leg.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

“On behalf of all MGTOW men we have decided to decline your offer also so maybe you should try the Apes.”

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Untamed wrote:

We’ve finally found common grounds for ALL cultures to get along!

This just goes to show that regardless of race or religion, we can all agree that landwhales are unf~~~able.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Haven’t laughed so much in ages.

A resounding, global response of “No F~~~ing Way” to the deluded moose.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[WallyParticipant]

And in time it will be written that “the fat acceptance movement brought peace to the land and united all its people”

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[BoarParticipant]

On behalf of all porcine life forms: F~~~ NO! Perhaps the sharks can take this one?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Anonymous 0]

Typical men don’t you know true beauty is on the inside, just need to dig deep enough. With that in mind I say we pass this to the Chilean Miners. They’re gonna need to go reeeeaaal deep on this one.

[AttonParticipant]

That is what we call an SSBBW

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 43]

Chileans miners decided on a self inflicted cave in. 27 miles of tunnels were dynamited, sealing the miners under ground. Although water levels are rising, and oxygen is running out, the miners can be heard joyfully singing this:

The Chilean Miners Guild suggests referring her to the Indian shipbreakers in Alang as they may be able to deal with her, as they are accustomed to dealing with large buoyant objects with bulbous front ends.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

That is great! She f~~~ed up on that one. LOL

No takers. She should try POF. It worked well for Chrissy.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Another reason why she’s annoying:

#RespectForCarter‏ @KelseyReynolds

“Congratulations #AngelaMerkel for being named @TIME 2015 Person of the Year! You are one badass bitch! #TIMEPOY”

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

I love that MEME. There are actually several versions floating around. The one that got me was when the aliens actually replied back and suggested that gift was a declaration of war! BWHAHAHAHAH

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

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