https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/4-big-mistakes-this-mom-made-that-led-to-divorce-105360024723.html

4. I didn’t bother to learn to fight the right way. I know it sounds odd to suggest there is a right way to fight. But there is. I tended to keep the peace in our house by keeping my mouth shut when things were really bothering me. As you can imagine, all the small things that drove me crazy grew into a giant supressed ball of anger that would erupt occassionally in a huge, really frightening fit of Hulk-like rage. And by rage, I mean rage in the clinical, mental-health definition kind of way. After the fact, I’d justify my anger by saying that a woman can only take so much. Looking back, I was one scary b*tch during those episodes.

I write this mea culpa not with the hopes of winning my ex back, or even wanting his forgiveness. I write this because I can’t believe how long I kept my head buried in the sand. I hope other women out there will yank theirs out and take a good look around. And while I’m still hurt that my husband chose to solve our problems in another woman’s bed when some conversation and counseling might have helped, I absolutely know that my behavior was part of what pushed him there.

Plenty of millions of western females can tick 4 / 4 of those boxes and you’ll see them at Starbucks happily spending their alimony. It sure as s~~~ isn’t just “one”.

Clearly I haven’t had enough cups of tea today as it took me about 5 minutes of “VileNord is a woman!??!?” before I figured out what you had posted. Cheers mate! 😀

Of all the 10 ways to please your man, they ALWAYS forget to mention the most important one.

Ask him what would please him… and when he answers, F~~~ING DO IT.

Solved.

If a woman could see past her nipples, she would see how that is the best f~~~ing relationship advice anywhere. I just saved every woman the $12.95 she would have paid to f~~~ up her personal life. But instead they list all kinds of female unicorn examples and relationship horses~~~… it’s no wonder they need to buy positive pregnancy tests to keep a man around.

Pleasing a man is easier than applying lipstick. It’s even easier than talking. How many guys out there would be pleased if their girlfriend (or wives) did absolutely nothing and just SHUT THE F~~~ UP for 5 minutes when he wants her to. For all the bulls~~~ women expect men to do to please them, any women who aren’t willing to DO NOTHING AND JUST SHUT THE F~~~ UP to please her man are not marriageable or worth getting in to a relationship with in the first place.

(1) Piece of Food (Decently cooked meal)

(2) Piece of Pussy (on request, f~~~ a “headache”…)

(3) Peace of Mind (no Nagging, no Bullshiet)

Thus, the “Pussy-Food Mind”.  If a man can’t satisfy his “Pussy-Food-Mind” at home with his wife, he will undoubtedly satisfy it somewhere else usually in some “New-New”.

Let’s break this Bitch down some mo’…

(1) Putting her Rugrats first WAY OVER  her Husband’s desires UNDOUBTLY Frucked up the Husband’s access to Pussy ON DEMAND.  He thinks he’s about to get in the bed and dip his Middle Leg in his wife’s Pink Jacuzzi…and that little midget muthaf~~~a is in the bed sleep after her 344th children story. ‘Don’t you little muthaf~~~a have your own room???’  Shiet!  Fruck!

(2) Failing to set boundaries with her parents definitely Frucked up the Husband’s Peace of Mind.  Every time he looks up, his F~~~in’ In-Laws are there. Goddamit. Who can relax in his own Fruckin’ House with those muthaf~~~as there all of the time unannounced?  Not me. It ain’t happenin. I’m not getting Married. EVER.

(3) Emasculating her Husband definitely send ‘Priority Mail Express’ into some New Pussy…whether it is initially some Porn, Strip Club Pussy, a SideHoe/Mistress/Jump-Off, Prostitute or someone his wife knows. Dude will start working late…, meeting his jump-off at a local restaurant and off to do some Stress Relief F~~~in’.

(4) Not “fighting the right way” by doing the proverbial “I’m not Mad” bit and then blowing the F~~~ Up later.  There will be no Pussy and no Peace of Mind.  And who in the hell wants to eat at home. The local pub with those fine ass thicky booty blonde bartenders sounds like the perfect escape hatch.  Free Willy.

God out of all the women I have dated, none of them would even give ME a simple goddamn compliment! How about boosting my ego once in a while? Or a simple “I am so proud of you”. Make me feel like I actually did something good. It’s like women are just incapable of simple sentences like “Thank you”.