“Yeah, I’ve been wanting to buy something like this for years but have never had the money… until just a few months ago. See, my ex-girlfriend who I’d just dumped broke into my house, plugged my upstairs bathtub drain and turned on the water… while I was out of town.

The water ran for days… nearly totaled my house. The floor collapsed, ruined everything… did over $65,000 in damage. So I called the insurance company and thought it best to tell them the truth and it turns out they covered it!

So not only did I get my house put right, but I also got some other stuff done I’ve been wanting to do, like set up a room for my home studio where this is going. And here’s the kicker… the construction took two months and they put me up in the penthouse at these swank downtown condos so me and my buddies have been having a great time, partying every night and bringing chicks over… now I’ve got my home studio and this keyboard and things are going great.”

I’m gaping at this guy… he’s about as sharp as a pound of wet liver but somehow he lucked out and this home disaster has turned into probably the best thing that’s ever happened to him. Reminded me of the scene in “Trading Places” where Eddie Murphy breaks the vase and the two old f~~~s are like ‘no biggie, it’s insured for 3x the value’ and Murphy sais “You want me to break something else?”

If this dude is not a poster child for MGTOW, then someone like him should be. Imagine a near future where everything a female does to ruin a dude’s life just comes up f~~~ing roses for him. “Brick through your windshield, sir? Not a problem, sir. Rates on female car insurance went up last year so we’re gonna replace your Dodge with a nice new Benz. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

You never really know what women are truly capable of. We’ve all been on the bad end of a chick’s behavior, but I don’t think even we know exactly how low they would sink and what they would do to get their revenge.

I had a girlfriend that I dated for a few weeks in 2008. She was a complete psycho nut-case. On the first date, she asked me to help her make plans on what we’d name our “8 future children.” First off, I was trying to ask her about her hobbies and this chick was automatically seeing me as her future husband and already planning on how many kids we’d have. Never mind the fact that I was working in a Retail store at the time and $1300.00 a month after taxes isn’t exactly family-supporting material.

I laughed it off and changed the subject. I didn’t want to take her seriously, especially because I knew I had no real future with this girl in the first place. She began getting even more insane…like making excuses to go to the store where I worked and begin stalking me and trying to get me to listen to all her talking. She lived right across the street from this store and she’d have nothing to do, so she begins trying to hang out with me when I was on the clock. I didn’t appreciate this and told her that I’m trying to work and she can talk to me when I’m on my lunch break. Trying to get me jealous, she began actually picking out the names of random coworkers of mine and saying that they were flirting with her and trying to kiss her just so she can try to see me get into a fistfight with some of them. Didn’t work. My coworkers and I had a pretty good relationship going on, they thought she was bat-s~~~ crazy, and they’d do anything to try and avoid her.

Okay, if you think I’m just rambling on, here it comes to the good stuff.

Hearing her make lies about my friends at work just to start something up was the last straw. I told her that we were DONE and that I never want to see her ever again. She told me that I would pay BIG TIME for this. I said I already paid big time by wasting 3 weeks of my time with her when it should have been no more than 3 days. Then she began to exact her revenge on me. Three days later, the store manager calls me into his office and says, “I hear that you just broke up with that girl you were hanging around with.”

I asked him what gave him that idea. He told me to get comfortable and began telling me about what happened just the other day when I was having my day off.

My ex storms into the store, screaming to talk to the store manager. So he appears because she sounds like one of our usual bat-s~~~ regular customers. She tells the manager that she was just “trying to talk to me” when I was in the parking lot on trash-emptying duty, but that I called her a BITCH, slapped her across the face, and then when she tried to walk away, that I grabbed her and tried to molest her. She screamed that I should be FIRED or that she would press charges.

“Calm down,” my manager had said. “When did he do this to you?”

“Just FIVE MINUTES AGO! He was emptying out your trash when I was trying to talk to him and then he just attacked me!”

My store manager didn’t buy her story. He knew my schedule as well as I did because he was the one who wrote it. He asked me why would I even be on trash duty for the store when it was my DAY OFF(I was 30 miles away at this time hanging out with my sister and her kids)and said that her story has a lot of holes in it because he knows I am definitely NOT that kind of guy. He also said that he noticed over the past couple of weeks that she had been bugging the hell out of me when I was on the clock trying to work and that she’s only trying to get attention, so he asked her politely to leave the store because he had REAL problems to tend to.

She began to curse him out, so he called Security and got her banned from the store. She never came back to the store again…at least on my shifts that I know of. I was amazed that my boss would stick up for me and told him this. He smiled, shrugged, and said that I’m a good worker and a decent guy, and he does his best to look out for those kinds of employees who help him out as well.

“If it means anything, sir, I think that’s the last relationship I’m going to have for a very long time.” I said.

“I don’t blame you,” he said. “There’s a lot of nasty women out there. You can’t be too careful.”

So my ex-girlfriend’s plan to get me FIRED with her fake sob story had completely backfired. Keep in mind that this is still a society where most guys would take a woman’s word for it, no wonder how asinine it sounds, and that back in 2008, my town had a 50% unemployment rate as business after business was tanking in the worst economy in 70 years. It would have been so easy to have me fired and replaced, but my boss stuck up for me and knew a bulls~~~ lie when he saw one. Plus…plenty of security camera footage overlooking the parking lot where NOTHING had happened even remotely close to what she had tried to claim. LOL.