“Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?”

“My son? the poor, poor boy!” sighed the other. “He unfortunately married a girl who won’t do a thing around the house. She won’t cook, she won’t clean. All she does is lie on the sofa watching TV. The poor boy even has to bring her breakfast in bed, would you believe it?”

“That’s really awful!”

“And what about your daughter?”

“Ah, now she’s the lucky one! She married an angel. He won’t let her do anything in the house. He does all the cooking cleaning. And each morning he brings her breakfast in bed, would you believe it? Then all she has to do is spend the whole day with her feet up watching TV.”