Trigger Warning:

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From the cambridge english dictionary.
perfect adjective (WITHOUT FAULT)
I get it that they all need the constant reassurance that they are perfect the way they are and we men should see a fat lump as beautiful. Well guess what i don’t, i find it a real turn off.

Everybody can’t be perfect but you can do the best with what you’ve got. So put the fork down and get some exercise.

Cindy Crawford wasn’t perfect and that was her appeal.
She would have never been “Cindy Crawford” without that mole.

(Let’s not even talk about Barbara Streisand’s nose.)

They keep thinking up stupid new ways to celebrate mediocrity… but when someone is GENUINELY EXCEPTIONAL they refuse to acknowledge it, and get all p~~~ed off. They don’t even hold themselves to a higher standard(!) or believe in improving themselves. It’s healthy to fat-shame yourself into going the gym. I just can’t f~~~ing believe how women can embrace this s~~~. That’s like a poor man telling everyone he drives a Ferrari , while introducing himself as a Rockefeller just to get a date.

F~~~ this gay Earth.

If anything, I see Men waaaay more tolerant towards fat Women then Women being tolerant towards fat men (I’ll explain a little later). I’ve seen Men who look like they could model for Calvin Kline, and have a fat girlfriend hanging of them like they’re a living trophy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate fat people in the lease sense. What I’m basically saying is that the fat acceptance movement is supporting an unhealthy lifestyle, a lifestyle by which people die of each year. Fat women need to wake the f~~~ up and get into a Gym.

See this is the type of sugar coated bulls~~~ that was shoved down my throat as a kid in public school. People begin to see something wrong, an instead of fixing the problem they put a label on it, throw make up and do fancy lighting and camera work and call it “cool, hip, desirable”.

Women won’t go after an overweight dude unless He falls into 2 categories (if you have more to add, by all means be my guest).

1. He’s rich

2. He’s a bad boy

1.f he’s rich, the women won’t care, because all the s~~~ her small brain ever desired will be at her beckoning and whim. Often times they request Horses, Expensive cars or sometimes…even property!. The Hypergamy lives on strong, even more so in our times. I have my own personal theory on women working customer service jobs as a baiting tool just to snatch that one “rich guy”. I can recall countless times in my life when I met or saw an attractive barista or server at a restaurant and then weeks or sometimes a year later find out, “oh she got married, she doesn’t work anymore”. So if He’s fat, doesn’t matter, he’s rich.

2.If he’s a bad boy, well even more so she’s a dumbass, because 9 times out of 10 they have daddy issues, and women with daddy issues are the worst female to be with (believe me guys, i know). They look for that “alpha type” in the wrong person, so they meet some prick who is a litter bigger then everyone else sometimes taller, so an insecure woman will cling to that like a fly on s~~~.  He doesn’t have to be skinny, hell, he doesn’t even have to be good looking!. All he does, is act like a thug and they get pussy from all kinds of unstable girls who have daddy issues.

You’ll never see a Fat regular guy, who works a regular job with one of these skinny model type girls(and if you do, that’s a f~~~ing gem of a girl). You have better luck of sharing a joint with Sasquatch in the Forrest  then seeing that. The feminist as well as Tumblr (a place i loathe) talk about all this fat acceptance as well as “curvy acceptance”, they tell Men out there to “love a woman for who they are!” and banter on and on about the same dumb s~~~ like a broken f~~~ing record. But you know what’s interesting?, you talk to them about a Fat dude, and accepting that?. The argument will stop, or it’ll take a different direction or in my own personal experience, someone will get butthurt.

Until then, I see this Fat Acceptance s~~~ ruining the young minds of girls out there thinking it’s “OK” to be like this when the truth of the matter is, it’s not, Diabetes is at an all time high, so is heart attacks and stroke, I’m not knocking fat people at all, I just don’t like the arrogance displayed by dumb bitches and when roles are reversed men get called “stupid, fat, and ugly” Or if I see an overweight dude trying to ask a girl out and that girl talks to him like he’s lower then s~~~, i hate that, the double standard.

So in closing i’d like to leave you Gents with this horrible display of Fat Acceptance.

Last but not least

You can always tell how little money a guy makes by the fatness of the woman next to him.
The biggest diamonds are on the skinniest fingers. Look around.

When I saw the film “Up In The Air”, George Clooney gets invited to a hick middle-america wedding with an obese bride. When she proudly shows of her ring and says “he designed it himself!” the camera zooms RIGHT IN for a close up and reveals a tiny diamond crumb on her pudgy digit.

I am telling you guys, I will never forget the FIT of uncontrollable laughter I had in that movie theatre. It lasted a solid 20 minutes. My best friend was with me and neither of us could control ourselves.

A man will be 10000x more likely to fat-shame himself into the gym and he is not ashamed of it. He doesn’t wait to be shamed by other people because he does it HIMSELF.

Men actually RUN the race.
Women just draw the finish line wherever god dropped them.

It’s like saying the miles on my car and the condition of the body and paint job don’t dictate how much I can sell it for.

Mind if I post that all over the internet the next time these kankles pretend they are “perfect”?