Cracks me up when women call it “settling”.

“You need to go out there and date someone completely wrong for you in order to realize who the right ones are”

That’s a woman for you. That’s just another way of saying women are complete s~~~ at knowing, recognizing and securing the right guy – even if he’s standing right in front of her. When a man looks to buy a mobile / smartphone… he compares and contrasts all the POSITIVE features and makes a purchase decision based on that. Men determine who we think “the right girl” is in exactly the same way.

A woman takes every smartphone and smashes it on the ground. Whichever doesn’t break and puts up with her CRAP and s~~~ (tests)…. that’s the one she ends up with and she starts convincing herself he’s “the one”.

…. and being fine with any of the others is called “settling”.

That’s like telling yourself you “settled” for the iPhone 6 because the 7 is coming out next year. And this is how they cultivate disaster in their personal lives over and over again, until their window of opportunity closes around them.

18. Kiss a lot of frogs

Translation: Ride lots of c~~~s.

Realize that “once a cheater” means “always a cheater”

And “once a slut, always a slut?”. Ok then. Thanks for the tip.

21. Learn to stop playing games

…. followed by….

10. Wait for guys to grow up

Not sure, but if you need to learn to stop playing games then you’re not as grown up as you think, ladies.

9. Demand respect

You just can’t even do anything with that.

“The first guy who says “I love you” usually doesn’t” : And the 1st women who says it doesn’t either. Neither does the second, and the third, and the fourth, and the fifth, and the sixth, and the seventh, and the, ho well, you get the idea.

“Lay the foundation for your career”: Career you will probably abandon to become a lazy housewife the second you get your hands on some unlucky provider

“Achieve a level of independance” : a level that, for most women, is close to zero

“Learn to stop playing games” : but how am I supposed to keep the value of my pussy over–inflated then???

“Experiment” : ride the c~~~ carousel

“Your frontal cortex isn’t fully developed” : Neither will the rest of your brain ever be

“Kiss many frogs”:Yeah, because you sure are a princess, right?

“Learn that you can’t change people” : n°1 reason I don’t try to talk about anything that takes 2 brain cells with women, you can’t really make them smart

“Learn to be you, wholly and unapologetic” : Even though you’re s~~~, don’t change anything, embrace the s~~~tiness, become the s~~~tiness, such is the way of the crap.

“Do things with your girls” : eh, do what you want, I don’t care

“Work on yourself” : Only good advicein this article? If you take “work on yourself” as “become fitter/smarter”, and not as “learn how to put on more make-up without making it look like you did.

“Realize that “once a cheater” means “always a cheater” ” : aka ” Don’t date douchebags”. Actually, please, do date douchebags, it’s funny when you cry.

“Find someone who is your best friend” : zero women will actually follow this advice since 99% of the time the “best friend” kind of guy doesn’t make their pussies wet enough, but mkay, if you say so

“Listen to your gut” : Do you want to take bad/irrational decisions, cause that’s how you end up taking bad decisions. “But mom, it’s who I really wanna be!”

“Wait for guys to grow up”, followed by “Biologically speaking,males are about five to seven years behind (maturity wise) behind females” : joke of the year, I’m not even 20, and the day I find a chick my age with half a working brain cell who doesn’t work only by the illogical “touchy-feely” way of thinking, I’ll call you,bitch.

“Demand respect”: Respect is earned, not demanded, in case you didn’t know. But I guess your “superior female maturity” didn’t make you figure that out yet..

“Figure out your future”: Here are the average bitch’s guidelines for the future :1) find a guy 2) divorce him, take half his s~~~, and ask for alimony 3) find the next guy 4) repeat process, if you wish so

“Financial independence” : If women could ACTUALLY apply that advice, that’d be great, unfortunately, it seems like hypergamy and leeching behaviour are real things

“Learn to cook” : Second valuable advice in this article?

“Value time with your family” :decent advice too, holy hell, is the author of the article getting “un-retarded”?

“Believe in “what’s meant to be,will be” ” :  I’m meant to become He-man, I’m sure one day I’ll wake up being supre muscular and with blond hair.

“Call your own shots” : become a control freak once the relationship gets serious, probably not the exact message of the advice, ut it seems like it’s the way most chicks interpret it.

“Wait for that feeling” : remember when I talked about the “touchy-feely” bulls~~~ and women’s lack of maturity? Here, we have the perfect example of “I watched wayyyyyy too many chickflicks”

“Reach a level of self-actualization” : considering the dillusion level of the average chick, I woulnd’t bet too much on this one

“Demand respect”: Respect is earned, not demanded, in case you didn’t know. But I guess your “superior female maturity” didn’t make you figure that out yet..

It’s amazing “adult” women haven’t even got the basics down.

Mango Ingaway wrote:

“Demand respect”: Respect is earned, not demanded, in case you didn’t know. But I guess your “superior female maturity” didn’t make you figure that out yet..

It’s amazing “adult” women haven’t even got the basics down.

Hey, they have a vagina, so they deserve respect right? Ho wait, no they don’t.

A woman takes every smartphone and smashes it on the ground. Whichever doesn’t break and puts up with her CRAP and s~~~ (tests)…. that’s the one she ends up with and she starts convincing herself he’s “the one”.

I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go f~~~ a donkey just to make sure that I’m not into zoophilia. Because logic.

all this in an article simultaneously advising: don’t settle.

In another 6-8 years, this girl will be writing articles about ‘where have all the good men gone?’.

A friend of mine once said… “If a key opens many locks it’s a master key, if a lock is open by many keys, it’s a shoddy lock.”

I believe it was Missy Elliot who I recall as rapping about in one of her songs, if a girl sleeps with many guys shes a ho, but if a guy sleeps with many girls hes the man.

I’m just a tad shocked that even in 2015, the women don’t understand how incredibly easy it is to get laid by men.

Their simple minds cannot seem to comprehend that.. IT IS NOT THE SAME. IT NEVER WAS. IT NEVER WILL BE. STOP IT.

A girl sleeps with 5 guys in one month, shes a slut. Why? Because any chick 5.0 or higher can do that, it takes ZERO talent, ZERO resources, ZERO game.

A guy sleeps with 5 girls in a month, and it’s a f~~~ing achievement. Women don’t give it up just like that, why? BECAUSE NATURE. IT JUST WORKS THAT WAY.

Now the only way they could argue this differently and change my mind is if they were stating all women are sluts, and so they’re just as easy as men.

In that case, you’re right. I completely buy the argument now. A woman can be a “man” in this regard, however if that many women are sluts, why the hell should I ever marry?

Exactly. GTFO.

I guess 25 must be a dangerous age, as the Wall-at-30 is coming within sight.  When I was 25, I was mid-way through my first master’s degree and I had plans for spending additional time to earn a Ph. D. once I was finished.  At 25, I didn’t have enough money to settle down.  At 25, I was still looking for a suitable woman.  (Yeah, I know:  they don’t exist….)  At 25, I was nowhere close to even thinking about settling.

However, at 25, I had a good idea what I wanted to do with myself later in life and I did much of my homework while I was a teenager in high school.  What were the women who this author is directing the article to doing when they were that age?  Oh, I forget, they were looking for free rides on the carousel, weren’t they?